The Good Vibe
When someone randomly calls you cute and you just
you are lying to me if you said that you didnt sing this in your head
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
with a period, end of story.
perhaps you’re just marrying a norman
in 2014, its going to be 100 years since WWI began
how long until it ends? fuck this war
Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how
IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE ARE TAKING OUR MATH EXAM AND SOME GIRL JUST YELLED OUT “THERE’S NO WAY I GOT 11 MILLION AS MY FUCKING ANSWER”
An unusual pet
lupita is the best